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OK, not really. But this is too funny:

“I’ve only ever done it with a couple of people. People make up stories, but mostly I just kiss. I think it’s important to play hard to get. Nobody wants the fake Prada bag – they want the brand new bag that no one can get and is the most expensive. If you give it up to a guy he won’t respect you. He’ll want you much more if he can’t have you.”

Oh, dear…

Jill at Feministe sums it up:

There is a sweet irony in Paris becoming something of an abstinence-only spokeswoman. Her Prada bag fits right in with the peppermint patties, roses, band-aids, and cups of spit used to represent women’s bodies in abstinence-only classrooms, where we teach kids not only that having sex makes you a big dirty whore, but we have to trick men into marriage by tempting them with an expensive, brand-new hymen in a vacuum-sealed vadge — a vadge that can be all theirs for a one-time payment of a big diamond ring (at no less than three months’ salary).

Yes, but I don’t think Valerie Huber will be calling you anytime soon, Paris…

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