Keep this in mind the next time someone tries to tell you there’s no such thing as rape culture. Here are some choice excerpts from a satirical post on the Wronging Rights blog:
What If We Responded to Sexual Assault by Limiting Men’s Freedom Like We Limit Women’s?
Calls for Men to Be Blindfolded in Public
In response to claims that men are unable to restrain themselves from committing rape if they see women in skimpy clothing, members of law enforcement agencies around the country have called for men to blindfold themselves when they are in places where they might encounter a female wearing a tank top or a short skirt.
Unwise to Allow Men to Go Out Alone at Night?
A local coalition of religious leaders, concerned about recent studies showing that an average of 6% of men will commit a sexual assault during their lifetime, and that nearly all sexual assaults are committed by men on their own or in groups, are urging parents not to let their sons go out at night unless they are accompanied by a mother, sister, or trusted female friend.
Time to Admit That Some Jobs May Just Be Too Dangerous for Men?
Recent allegations that Jimmy Savile raped numerous children while working as a television presenter for the BBC, have led to widespread calls for television stations to avoid allowing men to do similar jobs.
“We know that not all men are rapists, and that some men can probably be trusted to present tv shows safely,” said the director of Televisions Within Borders, a professional group that promotes the welfare of TV hosts and the people they cover. “However, now we know that some men can’t. And why take the risk? There are plenty of qualified women who can do this job instead.”
Men in blindfolds? Female escorts for nighttime walks?? Ha! It sounds ridiculous until the gender roles are reversed again – then it just sounds like the victim-blamey garbage we hear from politicians, religious leaders, and media figues every single day. Are you as sick of it as I am?