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Good Afternoon and welcome to Irony News International!

Today, we shall be discussing the decision made by the government to ban the Church of England and the Church of Wales from performing same-sex marriages.

But wait! Hold your horses. Other religious institutions will be allowed to opt-in, but due to strong opposition from the Church of England and of course, ye olde Roman Catholics, same-sex marriages will be illegal in those churches.

How interesting to see that a church whose shining moment in history is being King Henry VIII’s ticket to divorce, would bleat so loudly about the sanctity of marriage.