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theburtonator

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Hey! My name is Lauren! Come join me on my quest to distribute condoms all over Austin, Texas!
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Well, they’re here! All 500 condoms from the Great American Condom campaign have officially landed at my doorstep, and I cannot tell you how excited I am to be a part of this. Already I’m beginning to see the benefits of it.

When I walked into the house with my huge box of condoms, my father asked what it was. Let me tell you, informing your father that you justĀ receivedĀ a box of 500 condoms is quite an experience. He laughed and told me he was proud of me, though. …